Social Guidance Sunday
YOUR RECOMMENDED HEALTH "SCREENING"
Are you feeling low energy? Do you have insomnia, somnambulism, or any number of aches and pains? You, like many other people your age, may too be suffering from CDS, also known as Celluloid Deficiency Syndrome. A chronic condition, which presents as a number of symptoms, including what-to-watch-itis, streaming service congestion, digital dyspepsia, Celluloid Deficiency Syndrome affects dozens of Americans each year. But fear not! An age old acetate therapy promises to be the miracle cure you’ve been looking for. By bathing the patient in a cone of flickering photons, the IU LIbraries Moving Image Archive team of trained celluloid experts purge the body of blockbuster blisters, auteur allergens, and viral advertising. If you think you are suffering from Celluloid Deficiency Syndrome, then run, don’t walk, to Social Guidance Sunday’s Recommended Health “Screening” and get some relief today!